Wednesday, March 30, 2011
You want to be healthy? Then read this.
Fact 1: Doctors know virtually nothing about nutrition and are still not taught nutrition in medical schools. Expecting a doctor to teach you about how to prevent disease is sort of like expecting a car mechanic to show you how to perform brain surgery. Although there are some exceptions (doctors who have taught themselves nutrition), most doctors remain so nutritionally illiterate that they have no familiarity with the natural plant-based medicines found in everyday fruits and vegetables.
Fact 2: No pharmaceuticals actually cure or resolve the underlying causes of disease. Even "successful" drugs only manage symptoms, usually at the cost of interfering with other physiological functions that will cause side effects down the road. There is no such thing as a drug without a side effect.
Fact 3: 90 percent of all diseases (cancer, diabetes, depression, heart disease, etc.) are easily preventable through diet, nutrition, sunlight and exercise. None of these solutions are ever promoted because they make no money.
Fact 4: There is no financial incentive for anyone in today's system of medicine (drug companies, hospitals, doctors, etc.) to actually make patients well. Profits are found in continued sickness, not wellness or prevention.
Fact 5: Virtually all the "prevention" programs you see today (such as free mammograms or other screening programs) are little more than cleverly disguised patient recruitment schemes. They use free screenings to scare people into agreeing to expensive and often unnecessary treatments that enrich drug companies. Breast cancer mammography is a complete scam: The machines actually cause cancer!
Remember these facts and you'll know more about health and disease than most people. And for your part, stay healthy! Work to safely get off all prescription drugs, eat a diet of natural, wholesome foods (and avoid processed foods), exercise regularly, avoid toxic chemicals in your home (throw out those toxic laundry detergents and switch to soap nuts), and toss those toxic personal care products (skin creams, cosmetics, shampoo, etc.). Stay natural, healthy and alert. Be well, and you'll be the exception! And please, never be so gullible as to think that your government is going to "save you" with a new health care reform plan. Even if we switch to free health insurance for everyone, the whole system is still based on toxic treatments that cure nothing!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Drag Ali Abdullah Saleh out.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Putin, Russia's new Stalin.
Vodka, anyone?
Thursday, March 10, 2011
BBC staff arrested and tortured in Libya by Gaddafi's thugs.
"Two journalists working for the BBC in Libya have been arrested, tortured and subjected to a mock execution by security forces of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's regime.
The shocking account of their experiences, including being held in a cage in a militia barracks while others were tortured around them, was made available to media colleagues in Tripoli after the men had been released and left the country.
At one point during their captivity the men say they had shots fired past their heads as they were led into a barracks.
One of the men was attacked repeatedly with fists, boots, rifle butts, a stick and piece of pipe. He also described trying to help other victims of torture whom they saw, some of whom had had their ribs broken during beatings.
The ordeal represents the most serious incident yet involving the targeting of the international media and may offer an insight into the fate of many of those opposition supporters who have been rounded up during the regime's crackdown on its opponents.
It also offers the first real eyewitness depiction of conditions endured by those arrested by the regime, including those whose only crime has been to talk to foreign journalists.
A reporter for the BBC Arabic service, Feras Killani, a Palestinian refugee with a Syrian passport and Turkish cameraman Goktay Koraltan, were arrested on Monday with Chris Cobb-Smith, a British citizen, at a checkpoint in Zahra, six miles from the besieged town of Zawiya 30 miles from Tripoli.
The two journalists say they were kicked and punched and beaten to the floor with rifle butts while being interrogated as suspected "British spies" despite having permission to work in Libya. Cobb-Smith was not assaulted.
Killani described being taken to a "black and white barracks" at first where he was questioned aggressively by a captain with three stars on his shoulders before being taken behind a building and assaulted.
"[There] was lots of bad language," Killani saidon Wednesday. "When I tried to respond he took me out to the car park behind the guardroom.
"Then he started hitting me without saying anything. First with his fist, then boots, then knees. Then he found a plastic pipe on the ground and beat me with that. Then one of the soldiers gave him a long stick. I'm standing trying to protect myself, I'm trying to tell him we're working, I'm a Palestinian, I have a good impression of the country. He knew who we were [that we were journalists] and what we were doing."
"I think there was something personal against me," he added. "They knew me and the sort of coverage I had been doing, especially from Tajoura the Friday before. They don't like us or Arabiya or Jazeera."
Warned by his assailants not to tell the others he had been beaten, he was led back to the room where Koraltan and Cobb-Smith were being held, and told not to say a word.
"The captain asked the other guards to come and started to hit and kick me. They hit me with a stick, they used their army boots on me, and their knees. It made it worse that I was a Palestinian – and they said we were all spies. Sometimes they said I was a journalist who was covering stories in a bad way.
"[Then] they put us in a car and the captain, the one who beat me, told the guard if they say one word kill them."
Taken back to Tripoli under armed guard, the three men were taken to a military barracks, as Cobb-Smith explains: "I thought it was a good sign we were going to a legitimate barracks, it was a compound with an eagle on the gate, but we went past the front gate down a back street.
"There was a building down the side, attached to the barracks and not behind the perimeter wall. It was a dirty scruffy little compound about 100 metres square."
Most chilling was what the men could see in the middle of the compound, a large metal cage. Once again Killani was immediately assaulted, knocked to the ground by four or five men who, when he was on his knees, cocked their rifles as if to shoot him. The three men were then placed in the cage."
Next, Killani was taken into what he thought was a guardroom. "[It was] plain concrete with a heavy door. They took me inside and left me alone for a few minutes and then they started. After 15 minutes they were hitting me and kicking me very hard, the worst since I arrived, they put cuffs on my legs. They put three layers over my face, something like a surgical hat, the thing a nurse would wear but over my face.
"I was on the floor on my side, hands and feet cuffed, lying half on a mattress, and they were beating me. They were saying I'm a spy working for British intelligence, they asked me about the $400 and £60 and some dinars I was carrying. They asked if I was given the money from the intelligence department I worked for."
"I could hear screams," recalled Koraltan. In the meantime Cobb-Smith had managed to discreetly call the BBC at their hotel with a phone he had hidden, and alerted them to the seriousness of their situation.
Killani by now had a mask taped on his face and was struggling to breathe. The two other men were having masks taped to their faces.
Taken out of the cage one by one, Koraltan could hear guns being cocked again and thought he would be executed. "I was really scared, panicked; Chris was trying to say to me it was going to be OK. I thought they were going to kill us and blame al-Qaida or the rebels."
Killani was kept in the cage, but now his captors had taken off the cuffs binding him, apparently believing his protestations that he was a journalist. With him now were other prisoners.
Killani spent the night doing what he could for the other prisoners, who were all handcuffed. Some of them told him they had been arrested because their phone calls had been intercepted – including ones to the foreign media. "I spent the night in a cell. There were 10 to 12 men from Zawiya. Some were in a bad situation, with broken ribs.
"I was looking out of the cage. Cars were coming and going. I saw them bring in a guy and three girls, prisoners, too. Two of them told me they had broken ribs. The four who were masked, I helped them breathe by lifting their masks, saw they had been badly beaten.
"The four who were masked said they had been three days without food and with arms and legs cuffed. They said where they were now was like heaven compared to where they had been. They said they had been tortured for three days, and were from Zawiya. The four all knew each other. They didn't want to talk much. None of them said they were involved in fighting but the guard told me. Their hands were swollen and so were their faces."
The next morning, after a frantic effort by the BBC's team to locate the men and secure their release, they were taken to another barracks. Cobb-Smith could hear screams of pain coming from the second floor and could see people being moved around hooded and handcuffed.
"We were lined up against the wall facing it. I stepped aside to face a gap so they wouldn't be able to smash my face into the wall. A man with a small submachine gun was putting it to the nape of everyone's neck in turn. He pointed the barrel at each of us. When he got to me at the end of the line, he pulled the trigger twice. The shots went past my ear.
"After the shooting incident, one man who spoke very good English, almost Oxford English, came to ask who we were, home towns and so on. He was very pleasant, ordered them to cut off our handcuffs. When he had filled in the paperwork, it was suddenly all over. They took us to their rest room. It was a charm offensive, packets of cigarettes, tea, coffee, offers of food." Finally the men were set free.
A Foreign Office spokesman said: "We were aware of the incident and have been in contact with the BBC throughout, facilitating contacts to ensure the safe release of those detained.
"We condemn the abhorrent treatment of the team. This is yet another example of the horrific crimes being committed in Libya. The regime had invited journalists to Libya to see the truth.
"This truth is even more glaring today than it was before. As we have made clear there will be a day of reckoning for these abuses."
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
The ugly Americans.
To try to save his neck, Davis called the US consulate who dispatched a vehicle, an SUV, which came with such frantic speed that it didn't bother to drive on the right side of the road, resulting in the knocking down of a third motor cyclist. That prompted the vehicle to forget about Davis and return to the consulate.
Now the US is demanding that Davis be released because of "diplomatic immunity".
Contrast this case with that of a Pakistani woman called Aafia who was convicted in a New York court for attempting to kill Americans. She was sentenced to 86 years in prison and is being kept in total isolation. The trial was framed in such a way that there would be no mention of her being kidnapped from Karachi or that she and her three children had been tortured in secret prisons.
Apparently, according to the Americans, there should be one form of justice for its citizens and another for Muslim Pakistanis.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Why I am not a Muslim.
No, the most efficient way to get your message across would be to transmit it directly to all, by whatever means at your disposal. You are after all God and you can do anything, right?
Unfortunately Muslims are so fanatical in their belief that Islam is the true religion they are unable even to think that they might be wrong. One idiot wrote to me to say that God does not reason like man. What a preposterous statement!
Monday, February 28, 2011
The argument against Christianity and other religions.
http://users.drew.edu/~jlenz/whynot.html
Friday, February 25, 2011
The monster of Bahrain.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
The Christian Zionists in Washington.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
The role of Aljazeera in the Egypt uprising.
Now that the criminal ruler has departed, the job is to rid Egypt of all those Mubarak cronies and recover the money they have stolen from the country. Unfortunately the new military rulers are in no hurry to do that since they themselves have benefited from Mubarak's rule. I predict more street protests. And more uprisings in other countries. To the chagrin of Western countries and the Zionist state.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
What kind of friend has Israel been to the US?
http://crescentandcross.wordpress.com/2006/11/09/israel-we-bless-thee/
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Mubarak is just one of many tyrants America loves.

1. Paul Biya, Cameroon
2. Gurbanguly Berdymuhammedov (or Berdymukhamedov), Turkmenistan.
3. Teodoro Obiang Nguema, Equatorial Guinea
4. Idriss Deby, Chad
5. Islam Karimov, Uzbekistan
6. Meles Zenawi, Ethiopia
7. King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz, Saudi Arabia (the picture above).
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Obama calls Mubarak.
Obama: "Hello, Hosni."
Mubarak: "Hello Barack, why you call me night time?
Obama: "Did I wake you up?"
Mubarak: "I sleep...."
O: "Sorry Hosni, but things are getting scary for you and for us here in the US."
M: "What you talk about?"
O: "All those protesters calling for your head"
M: "Oh, that...Tomorrow I tell bastards I no stand for re-election."
O: "But if you did that we are both screwed. Come to your senses, man! Who will look after our interests if you disappeared?"
M: "I no disappear...I no fool, Barack!"
O: "What do you mean?"
M: "Tomorrow you know"
O: " Look, just cut the bullshit. We want you to stay in power and carry out meaningful reforms NOW."
M: "Oh, like reform you promise Americans? Don't worry, My promise false also."
O: "Don't insult me, you little shit."
M: "I sorry. Very, very sorry."
O: "Now get back to sleep -- and stay in power. I will continue to make the right noises for you."
M: "I happy you help, Barack."
Mubarak slams the phone down and turns to one of his henchmen: "That black man want I offer HOPE AND CHANGE, like he did."
H: "He harami, sir."
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Don't let Mubarak flee Egypt.
Have sex and be healthy.
1. Sex helps relieve pain.
2. For the ladies! Semen may be an anti-depressant.
3. For the gents! Sex may reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
4. Sex is a good workout.
5. Sex can help keep colds at bay.
6. Sex helps you sleep.
Keep screwing, folks!
Monday, January 24, 2011
Traitors galore.
It seems there is no shortage of fools in the Arab world. The latest to join their ranks is Saeb Erekat, the chief Palestinian negotiator in the so-called peace process with the Zionist state. This scumbag, according to the leaked documents published by Aljazeera, offered most of Jerusalem to the Jews in exchange for peace. The Fatah leaders of PLO are like children. What they don't realize is that Israel is a perfidious state with whom discussions can never yield meaningful results. Iran understands this very well which is why it is arming itself to the teeth for the final battle to come. Hamas understands it too. I just can't wait for the time when all these idiotic and corrupt leaders in the Arab world would have disappeared from the face of the earth -- along with the Zionist occupiers of Palestine. |
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
After Tunisia, the Arab dictators are shaking in their underwear.
"The end of the age of dictators in the Arab world? Certainly they are shaking in their boots across the Middle East, the well-heeled sheiks and emirs, and the kings, including one very old one in Saudi Arabia and a young one in Jordan, and presidents – another very old one in Egypt and a young one in Syria – because Tunisia wasn't meant to happen. Food price riots in Algeria, too, and demonstrations against price increases in Amman. Not to mention scores more dead in Tunisia, whose own despot sought refuge in Riyadh – exactly the same city to which a man called Idi Amin once fled.
If it can happen in the holiday destination Tunisia, it can happen anywhere, can't it? It was feted by the West for its "stability" when Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali was in charge. The French and the Germans and the Brits, dare we mention this, always praised the dictator for being a "friend" of civilised Europe, keeping a firm hand on all those Islamists.
Tunisians won't forget this little history, even if we would like them to. The Arabs used to say that two-thirds of the entire Tunisian population – seven million out of 10 million, virtually the whole adult population – worked in one way or another for Mr Ben Ali's secret police. They must have been on the streets too, then, protesting at the man we loved until last week. But don't get too excited. Yes, Tunisian youths have used the internet to rally each other – in Algeria, too – and the demographic explosion of youth (born in the Eighties and Nineties with no jobs to go to after university) is on the streets. But the "unity" government is to be formed by Mohamed Ghannouchi, a satrap of Mr Ben Ali's for almost 20 years, a safe pair of hands who will have our interests – rather than his people's interests – at heart.
For I fear this is going to be the same old story. Yes, we would like a democracy in Tunisia – but not too much democracy. Remember how we wanted Algeria to have a democracy back in the early Nineties?
Then when it looked like the Islamists might win the second round of voting, we supported its military-backed government in suspending elections and crushing the Islamists and initiating a civil war in which 150,000 died.
No, in the Arab world, we want law and order and stability. Even in Hosni Mubarak's corrupt and corrupted Egypt, that's what we want. And we will get it.
The truth, of course, is that the Arab world is so dysfunctional, sclerotic, corrupt, humiliated and ruthless – and remember that Mr Ben Ali was calling Tunisian protesters "terrorists" only last week – and so totally incapable of any social or political progress, that the chances of a series of working democracies emerging from the chaos of the Middle East stand at around zero per cent.
The job of the Arab potentates will be what it has always been – to "manage" their people, to control them, to keep the lid on, to love the West and to hate Iran.
Indeed, what was Hillary Clinton doing last week as Tunisia burned? She was telling the corrupted princes of the Gulf that their job was to support sanctions against Iran, to confront the Islamic republic, to prepare for another strike against a Muslim state after the two catastrophes the United States and the UK have already inflicted in the region.
The Muslim world – at least, that bit of it between India and the Mediterranean – is a more than sorry mess. Iraq has a sort-of-government that is now a satrap of Iran, Hamid Karzai is no more than the mayor of Kabul, Pakistan stands on the edge of endless disaster, Egypt has just emerged from another fake election.
And Lebanon... Well, poor old Lebanon hasn't even got a government. Southern Sudan – if the elections are fair – might be a tiny candle, but don't bet on it.
It's the same old problem for us in the West. We mouth the word "democracy" and we are all for fair elections – providing the Arabs vote for whom we want them to vote for.
In Algeria 20 years ago, they didn't. In "Palestine" they didn't. And in Lebanon, because of the so-called Doha accord, they didn't. So we sanction them, threaten them and warn them about Iran and expect them to keep their mouths shut when Israel steals more Palestinian land for its colonies on the West Bank.
There was a fearful irony that the police theft of an ex-student's fruit produce – and his suicide in Tunis – should have started all this off, not least because Mr Ben Ali made a failed attempt to gather public support by visiting the dying youth in hospital.
For years, this wretched man had been talking about a "slow liberalising" of his country. But all dictators know they are in greatest danger when they start freeing their entrapped countrymen from their chains.
And the Arabs behaved accordingly. No sooner had Ben Ali flown off into exile than Arab newspapers which have been stroking his fur and polishing his shoes and receiving his money for so many years were vilifying the man. "Misrule", "corruption", "authoritarian reign", "a total lack of human rights", their journalists are saying now. Rarely have the words of the Lebanese poet Khalil Gibran sounded so painfully accurate: "Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpetings, and farewells him with hootings, only to welcome another with trumpetings again." Mohamed Ghannouchi, perhaps?
Of course, everyone is lowering their prices now – or promising to. Cooking oil and bread are the staple of the masses. So prices will come down in Tunisia and Algeria and Egypt. But why should they be so high in the first place?
Algeria should be as rich as Saudi Arabia – it has the oil and gas – but it has one of the worst unemployment rates in the Middle East, no social security, no pensions, nothing for its people because its generals have salted their country's wealth away in Switzerland.
And police brutality. The torture chambers will keep going. We will maintain our good relations with the dictators. We will continue to arm their armies and tell them to seek peace with Israel.
And they will do what we want. Ben Ali has fled. The search is now on for a more pliable dictator in Tunisia – a "benevolent strongman" as the news agencies like to call these ghastly men.
And the shooting will go on – as it did yesterday in Tunisia – until "stability" has been restored.
No, on balance, I don't think the age of the Arab dictators is over. We will see to that."
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Children's Day
Children's day is celebrated around the world on various days of the year and this of course is a good thing. The only question is: Are we doing enough for the children who are not so lucky and growing up in dysfunctional families or no families at all and who suffer abuse at the hands of adults? Just the other day I heard a child crying in a public toilet. Instead of being comforted, the little one was given a loud slap. I do not know whether the man coming out later with the boy was his father or somebody else. I have met a man who said he had been beaten as a child by his father. And I have known two women who told me that they had been brutally raped early in their lives. With all these abuses taking place of children, is it any wonder that some one million people commit suicide around the world every year! For make no mistake, the main cause for self-destruction can be found in emotional scars from the past. How should we protect our children? I do not know the answer to this. I just urge everybody reading this to do their best. |
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Bollywood films -- what a load of crap.
| One by one Bollywood films are flopping at the box office and still the producers churn out the same sort of garbage, films with flimsy plots and meaningless over-acting. Expensive sets and good looking players do nothing to save the films. On the other hand low budget productions which reflect the real India are becoming more popular. The reason very likely may be that the Indian viewers are not as stupid as studios believe they are. One can count on ones fingers the number of producers and directors who have got it right -- among them Aamir Khan. And I have admiration too for music directors Nadeem Shravan. Good luck to them. aziz anom |
White women in Britain converting to Islam.
I wonder if the people who were around Muhammad when he was preaching his concoction would have believed him if they had had some training in critical thinking. Highly unlikely.They would probably have laughed him off and today Muhammad would have been part of a long list of failed "prophets".
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Israeli claims that it won its wars on its own is a lie.
1967 6-day war : A shopkeeper friend of mine was sitting, as he often did, outside his shop in Singapore when a western tourist passed by and fell into conversation with him. The tourist turned out to be an American, a former pilot in the US air force, now retired and living in the Philippines. He revealed that during the 6-day war, most of the Israeli planes and tanks were manned by the Americans, he being one of the pilots, as the Jewish forces invaded Sinai, the Golan Heights and the West Bank. During this war a US warship called Liberty was bombed by Israel. This deadly attack has never been fully investigated by the US. One can only surmise that Washington simply had to keep a lid on the incident because an investigation would have exposed America's participation in that war, that it was probably a case of friendly fire from planes flown by American pilots. 1973 Yom Kippur war: T If you want to read the full story, go to my other website at: http://rbt.tripod.com/index-12.html |
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Huckabee, the fat hypocrite.
| I am fascinated by films such as "Elmer Gentry" with Burt Lancaster which was in theaters many years ago. In it a scoundrel of a man teams up with a female preacher to spread Christianity. There are loads of such characters in real life. One such is the former baptist pastor Mike Huckabee, now showing his true colors every week on the Fox channel. This scum of a man wants to execute Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, and has previously asked why the Zionists should not be allowed to keep on building settlements on the West Bank -- 'on their own land', as he put it. One can put up with hypocrites but a hypocrite who wears the cloak of religion, that's a bit too much. aziz anom |
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Should the Zionists vacate the whole of Palestine?
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Does Iran already have the bomb?
Chavez, the true patriot.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Sex, alcohol, drugs and the Saudi royal family.
| The following is from an article in Britain's Guardian newspaper, describing one of Wikileaks' cables: "US diplomats describe a world of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll behind the official pieties of Saudi Arabian royalty. Jeddah consulate officials described an underground Halloween party, thrown last year by a member of the royal family, which broke all the country's Islamic taboos. Liquor and prostitutes were present in abundance, according to leaked dispatches, behind the heavily-guarded villa gates. The party was thrown by a wealthy prince from the large Al-Thunayan family. The diplomats said his identity should be kept secret. A US energy drinks company also put up some of the finance. "Alcohol, though strictly prohibited by Saudi law and custom, was plentiful at the party's well-stocked bar. The hired Filipino bartenders served a cocktail punch using sadiqi, a locally-made moonshine," the cable said. "It was also learned through word-of-mouth that a number of the guests were in fact 'working girls', not uncommon for such parties." The dispatch from the US partygoers, signed off by the consul in Jeddah, Martin Quinn, added: "Though not witnessed directly at this event, cocaine and hashish use is common in these social circles." The underground party scene is "thriving and throbbing" in Saudi Arabia thanks to the protection of Saudi royalty, the dispatch said. But it is only available behind closed doors and for the very rich." What a bunch of hypocritical bastards, these royals! I am sure they are not the only ones in the Muslim world. aziz anom |
Bravo wikileaks!
| I wonder how many men would have Interpol running after them because their condoms broke and they were simply unable to discontinue with the screw, disregarding the pleas of their partners to stop? This scenario is apparently what is emerging in the Assange saga, according to some sources. But then we have to ask: Did the condoms break during sex with both the women? Surely this is highly improbable. Conclusion: The two women are lying. I say again that the Swedish prosecutor is corrupt and he should be taught a lesson so that others are not tempted to take bribes also from the Americans or anybody else. Supporters of Assange have launched a massive cyber attack on every individual and organization that is complicit in his incarceration and who are trying to put a brake on Wikileaks. Hats off to Wikileaks. aziz anom |
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Noam Chomsky's comment on wikileak's cable on Iran.
Canada, another lover of Zionism.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Are Swedish judges on the take?
| After the rape charges against Wikileaks founder Julian Assange were initially dismissed by the Swedish courts as being without legal merit we now see that that country is once again trying to arrest Assange. What has changed the minds of people who were once considered by the world as models of decency and fair play? Anyone who has lived in Scandinavia knows that a man who wants sex does not need to rape a woman. The females there are some of the freest in the world; sex to them is like eating and drinking; if they feel like it they indulge in it without reservation. And just look at Julian Assange -- Is he not young looking and handsome? Thousands of women would scream to screw with him. So the question is: Who got to his two female accusers and who got to the legal eagles? The answer is clear to anyone who has got a brain and a little understanding of world politics and the criminal role played in it by the Americans. They say every man (and woman) has his price, so we have to ask: How much money did these people demand from U.S.agents for selling their souls? aziz anom |
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Arab zionists
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thanksgiving for the genocide of native Americans.
| Americans are having a "Thanksgiving Day" but what really is this day where they sit with their family members in front of a grilled turkey? If they knew they would choke on the bird. This day actually marks the successful slaughter of most of the native American people. Yes, America and some other countries where the Europeans settled such as Australia came about as a result of an unspeakable crime. This day should not be for merry-making. It should be a day of atonement. aziz anom |
Monday, November 22, 2010
Mubarak, the fat crook.
| It is the tragedy of Egypt that, although Mubarak was standing right next to Sadat, all the bullets flew past him and not through him. I am of course referring to the day Sadat was assassinated. This man is crooked to the core and now, after some thirty years in power, it is reported that he wants to stand yet again as a candidate for the upcoming elections in that country. Is there any doubt that this bastard would be declared the winner by his henchmen? Even though Egyptians now hate him so much! aziz anom |
The king of Sri Lanka.
| King Paksha or Rajapaksha of Sri Lanka is another ruler smitten by power. He flashes huge smiles while continuing to play dirty. What was once a thriving democracy has been transformed by him into an absolute monarchy, where elections are rigged, the press brutally suppressed and the man who successfully fought the Tamil Tigers, army chief Fonseka, behind bars. The raja sits on the throne, smiling, while his relatives -- all the other Rajapakshas -- control most of the ministries and departments of state.. "Aay Bhovan" everybody, and pass that kiribath please. aziz anom |
Friday, November 19, 2010
barbaric halal slaughter
Monday, November 15, 2010
The meaningless Haj pilgrimage.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Bush lies about waterboarding
Monday, November 8, 2010
"Walk By Faith Not By Sight.."
"Just because you can't see God,
Doesn't mean He is not there.
"For we walk by faith, not by sight."
What, I must ask, is the purpose of having blind faith when we have been given eyes to see and a brain with which to think and reason? Blind faith can lead you astray whereas eyes and reasoning prevent you from believing in falsehoods. This is such simple logic that I find it hard to believe that some people don't see it.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Why do Americans hug so much?
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Malaysians are living in the dark.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Geert Wilders of Holland.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Divorce in Malaysia
| Malaysia has a high rate of divorce, specially among the Muslims, and it is not difficult to see why -- Islam. The world's most sexually restrictive religion does not allow couples to date and so they go into marriage blind-folded, so to speak. Not having got to know your partner beforehand you wake up one day to discover that you have ended up with the wrong person. Divorce. aziz anom |
The zionist settlements on the west bank.
| I say let the Zionist gangsters continue to build their settlements, for they are not going to be able to use them for long. Sooner than anyone thinks they are going to be dragged out of them so that the Palestinians now languishing in refugee camps can take over. aziz anom |
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Pope, the clown
| I just can't help breaking out in laughter whenever I see the king of the catholics -- the Pope -- as he parades around in his outlandish "fancy dress costume" with a silly headgear. That this clown, this protector of child rapists, should be able to exert so much influence on so many people is remarkable. When will the Roman Catholics wake up to the fact that they are being duped by their masturbating, sex-crazed priests! aziz anom |
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Eating dates for frequent urination.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Keep away from Kuwait Airways.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Julian Assange, victim of America's dirty tricks.
| Any well informed person would tell you that the charges of rape filed against him in Sweden are false. We all know how the CIA and the Pentagon have behaved in the past and it is no surprise that they are now out to discredit Mr. Assange for exposing their blatant lies about the war in Afghanistan. aziz anom |
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Why doesn't Allah save the Pakistanis?
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Zardari flies while Pakistan drowns.
The criminal Zardari has once again shown what a bastard he is. While Pakistan drowns in the floods, he trots around Europe in his private plane visiting a chateau in the south of France which he bought with the money he stole from his countrymen. Here are some jokes which illustrate the hatred Pakistanis feel towards him: Long lines A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line. "Did you manage to kill him", everyone asks him. "No, that line is longer than this one", he replies. Robber meets Zardari Robber: "Give me all your money!" Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari." Robber: "OK. Give me all my money." TV anchor announcing: Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters." aziz anom |
Thursday, August 5, 2010
A dim-wit meets a jail-bird.
That's a reference to a meeting that took place between Sarah Palin of the US and Asif Zardari of Pakistan. aziz anom |
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
The obnoxious Israelis
Those of you who have travelled around a lot and stayed in guest houses and hotels would undoubtedly have come across the phenomenon of the unpopularity of Israeli tourists amongst the owners of such establishments. Israelis are simply unwelcome because of their aggressive, rude and quarrelsome behaviour and because of their stinginess. What causes this behaviour? Well, one could put forward a hypothesis here and see how it goes. Once upon a time, early in the last century, a group of European Jews calling themselves Zionists hit upon the idea of creating a Jewish homeland in Palestine on the grounds that there was a state of Israel there some two thousand years ago (it was conveniently overlooked that the Jews were originally immigrants to Palestine, their race having begun with a chap called Abraham who resided in what is now Iraq). We can divide the European Jews of the time into good guys and bad guys. The good guys (along with all the civilized world) were horrified at the thought of establishing a state in a region where the Arabs already lived, forming more than 90% of the population. It would be highly immoral, they said. The bad guys didn't give a damn for this opinion and began to move to Palestine with the blessing of the wily British who even issued a document called the Balfour Declaration which went something like this: "His Majesty's government views with favour the establishment of a Jewish homeland in Palestine..." The other European nations also were in favour of Israel in Palestine; primarily because there was no love lost between them (Christians) and the Muslims; and also because they wanted to see the back of the Jews (a case of killing two birds with one stone). And so it was that the good guys stayed where they were or went to other places -- mostly to America, especially to the big apple (New York) -- while the bad guys poured into Palestine, driving away the Arabs from their homes and lands and turning them into refugees in miserable camps. Today the bad guys continue to terrorize the Palestinians, killing them off whenever it suits them, torturing them, demolishing their homes, laying waste their agricultural lands and building walls between them. It's called crimes against humanity but the world, under the leadership of religious people like Bush and Blair, looks the other way, preferring instead to wage wars against those who would put an end to Zionism. The bad guys therefore have free reign to continue to commit their atrocities and have lots of time left over to travel the world as tourists where they just can't help revealing themselves for what they are -- bad guys. aziz anom |
Monday, August 2, 2010
General Wesley Clark --another biased American.
| Do these American politicians and generals really believe in the garbage they spit out on Aljazeera? The latest was General Wesley Clark who on the program Fault Lines could not understand (or pretended to) why Iran wanted to pick a fight with the Zionists and why it was pursuing a nuclear weapons program. Let us tell this idiot that if Israel, North Korea, Pakistan and India have the bomb then it is understandable that Iran too should want one, if only as a deterrent. Is he deaf to the threats to attack that country coming out of his country and from occupied Palestine? Yes Iran, unlike the traitors who rule most of the Arab world, does want to send the Zionists packing back to where they came from and if he does not understand that then he should go back to school and study a little bit of history. aziz anom |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Iran tries to stone a woman to death.
What kind of human beings would subject an Iranian woman to be pelted with stones until she died? Would you be able to do it? I know I wouldn't. But ask a fanatical Muslim and he would say that this is what sharia law demands and since sharia is from god it cannot be questioned. There is little point in arguing with these idiots, telling them that such barbaric practices have no place in any society, Muslim or non-Muslim, and certainly not for an act of adultery. They will come up with some lame excuse or another to justify their cruel behavior. Coming up with lame excuses is very common among Muslims, specially among those who pretend to be educated. I have received one or two letters from such people who have read my websites and I can tell you that their arguments are laughable. I simply ignore them with contempt. To say that sharia is from god is to insult god, if he does exist. And if god is revengeful, as Muslims believe he is, then surely these pious Muslims can themselves expect to be stoned in the hereafter. aziz anom |
Monday, June 28, 2010
brazil's jails
Recently there was a program on TV about the horrific conditions in Brazil"s prisons. It made me sick. I am sure such conditions prevail in most prisons of the third world. What are politicians in those countries thinking? Do they expect the criminals to somehow get reformed under those inhumane conditions or they just want to forget about them and let them rot till they die? A better solution to the problem of crime in my opinion is to abolish all prisons, give the criminals on conviction a few lashes on the back side and let them do slave labour in a factory or on a farm while at the same time teaching them appropriate behavior in a special school. Just think how much money society would save by employing such a method and the speed with which these people would be inclined to become better citizens? aziz anom |
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Turkey should cut all ties with Israel.
Turkey recalled its ambassador from the Zionist state after the attack in international waters on the Gaza aid flotilla. Now Turkey says it will not send its envoy back until the Zionists apologized for their outrageous behavior. What?! I exclaimed to myself when I heard that. Were the Turks really willing to do that after all those fiery speeches they made just a short time back? Do they have such short memories? So this is my message to them: Wake up, you wimps, you don't want any more relations with that bastard state, not now, not under any circumstances. If you don't cut off all ties with it you will lose all the respect you have gained after that horrific incident on the high seas. Demand that the Zionists be punished -- no, go even further, tell them, like that grand old lady, Helen Thomas, did, that they are occupiers of Palestine and that they should go back home to Poland, Germany, America and elsewhere. aziz anom |
Friday, June 11, 2010
Is anti-Israel the same as anti-Semite?
| Why can't the morons on the Fox channel and other American media get it into their heads that just because someone has made a remark against Israel it does not mean that he is an anti-Semite? aziz anom |
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Helen Thomas, a woman to be admired.
What the hell is wrong with telling the truth? It seems that in America Zionism is as sacred as the bible, perhaps more so because people nowadays, if they talk about Christianity at all, do come up with negative comments about the "sacred" book and hardly anyone raises an eyebrow. But say anything unflattering about the Jewish state and you are castigated vehemently, like Helen Thomas was. She told the truth about that odious state, that the Zionists are occupiers of that land and that they should "get the hell out of Palestine." Now she has to pay the price for her honesty and give up her job. The real power in America resides obviously not in the White House but in the Israel lobby, that vile collection of rich gangsters posing as Americans but working for a foreign state. aziz anom |
Thursday, June 3, 2010
The zionist criminals must be taught a lesson.
This illegal state of Israel, created with the blessing of Islam-hating west, has to be removed from the face of the earth. It is a danger not only to the Arabs but to all decent people around the globe. Not satisfied with robbing the Palestinians of their land these obnoxious animals continue to terrorize anyone who does not accept their distorted point of view, as we just saw in the Mediterranean with ships carrying supplies to Gaza. It is now time for everyone to face the fact that there is a devil in their midst and they have to stop talking and start acting. aziz anom |
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Pakistan, an area of pitch darkness
Pakistan has just announced the blocking of 800 websites because of their "blasphemous" content. I suppose that would include this blog as well. All this comes as no surprise to me for I have long held the view that that country is one of the most backward in the world, primarily because of their obsession with religion which makes them intolerant of other viewpoints. It does not occur to them that they might be wrong, that Islam might not be from god, that it was perhaps the brainchild of Muhammad himself. Deprived of a proper education a Pakistani is unable to think independently of his society, unable to search for the truth. All he wants is the Quran, the Hadith and the Sharia. The result -- this insane blocking of websites. Any muslim who wants to learn about the origin of his religion should read MUHAMMAD by Maxime Rodinson. Aziz anom |
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Ghost again
| The other night, while I slept alone in my locked room, a hand touched my arm. I awoke with a start. I looked around but there was no one. Incidents like this convinces me more and more that there is another dimension to life about which we human beings know little about. If you too have experienced similar happenings, feel free to tell me about them. aziz anom |
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Doctors warn against wearing Hijab/Burka
| Hijab and burka-wearing Muslim women are putting their health at risk because they do not get enough sunlight, doctors have warned aziz anom |
Monday, May 3, 2010
Islamic headscarves and burqas
| Muslims (benighted, most of them) say that their women are following their religion when they hide their hair and faces. What I would like to ask is why some 30 or 35 years ago hardly any Muslim female in for example Malaysia or Iran had herself covered? Did Islam suddenly change? Of course not! Which means the change came about because Muslim's beliefs changed, mostly beliefs of Muslim men who somehow felt threatened by female sexuality. It is these uneducated men who have begun to suppress their women-folk and now these poor women think that it is Islam that forbids them from looking attractive. I hope more countries would follow Belgium's example and make it illegal for any woman to wear such outrageous "costumes". aziz anom |
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Blair in Malaysia
Monday, April 5, 2010
Who is behind the bombings in Iraq?
| Before the American invasion of Iraq the people of that country did not attach any importance to being a Sunni or a Shia. Even now I don't think they care what sect their fellow Iraqis belong to. The popular perception is that it is the outsiders who are creating the division between the two people and the finger is usually pointed at Al-Quida. But why should Osama bin Laden be so interested in creating such a mess in a Muslim country when his avowed enemies have always been America and Israel and the Arab leaders he considers traitors, leaders such as Mubarak and the Abdullas. What could he possibly gain by killing ordinary citizens of Iraq? The answer in my view is that it is not he who is behind the suicide bombings but some other outside force -- and that force is Israel! The Zionists have been known to employ every dirty trick in the book to keep a Muslim country from developing and becoming strong enough to help the Palestinian people regain their lost land. It serves their interest to keep Iraq in chaos and what better way to do that than to sow dissension between the Shias and the Sunnis. It was after all the Zionists who prodded America to invade Iraq in the first place and is now prodding them to do the same to Iran. Check out the following website: http://www.iamthewitness.com/Bollyn/Bollyn-Balkanize_Iraq.html |
Friday, April 2, 2010
Catholic criminal priests
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Doctors get permission to kill 32 million more Americans.
| As noted elsewhere on this blog, whenever doctors are unavailable for treating patients the death rate among these patients drops. You wouldn't expect that, would you? But that's what happens. That is because doctors are largely treating the symptoms of a disease. They haven't a clue what is causing the disease because their training has not focused on diet and exercise. So don't think this new health reform in America will help the hitherto uninsured people. It will more likely expedite their journey to the hereafter. aziz anom |
Friday, March 19, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
A zionist insult to the Americans
| Have the Americans lost all self-respect? The Israelis gave Joe Biden a slap in the face regarding settlements on occupied west bank and still all the Americans could do was to go softly softly on their miscreant friend. Have they no shame, these Yankees? When will they realize that the Zionists are a burden on them and continuing to tolerate their vile deeds will only serve to bring on another "9/11". aziz anom |
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Fake inquiry into the Iraq war
| Why is it that every time the British conduct an inquiry into the criminal behavior of Jesus-loving Blair, it ends up with a whitewash and the Chilcot thing going on now is headed that way too. Surely there are some decent people in Britain who could have been picked for the inquiry, people who were devoted to truth, people who were not beholden to any politician or the government! aziz anom |
passport fraud in Dubai
| The west created and supported Israel. Now, it seems, their creation has turned into Frankenstein which has come back to haunt them. Europeans and Australians, whose passports the Zionists forged to murder a Hamas man in Dubai, want answers but don't seem to be getting any from their criminal friend. Serves them right. aziz anom |
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Is sufism a mild or a wild form of Islam?
To those of you who know a little about Islam it might appear as though these fellows are making a mockery of their religion. If Allah existed what do you think he would say to all this? I think his response would go something like this:
"Look here, you fools, there is no need to tell me that I am great. I know I am! Flattering me as if I were a child will not get you into heaven. It will get you into the other place."
My apologies to the cousin.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
genocide of armenians and native americans
| Turkey is angry that the American congress has passed a resolution describing as "genocide" the killing of Armenians by the ottoman Turks a century ago. I say to the Turks: instead of being angry, you bloody fools, pass a resolution of your own telling the holier than thou Americans that they themselves have committed genocide -- against the native Americans, not to mention the enslaving of the Africans. aziz anom |
Friday, March 5, 2010
Mosab Hassan Yousef, a Palestinian puppet of Israel
| The eldest son of a founding member of the Palestinian organization, Hamas, has said he worked as a spy for Israel for more than ten years. I first heard about this fellow on the BBC and found it hard to believe his story, not because he did the Zionist's dirty work (there have been quite a few Arabs like him before) but because of his attacks on Islam and his conversion to Christianity. On Fox TV he went even further by saying that while he was in an Israeli prison he witnessed Hamas members torturing other Hamas inmates. I was convinced then that this traitor to his own people was not telling the whole truth, that he was very likely saying what his Israeli masters wanted him to say. aziz anom |
Friday, February 19, 2010
Clinton's double standard.
| Hillary Clinton came out unscathed from a recent meeting sponsored by Aljazeera, with a bunch of mostly meek Arabs in the audience. After watching this, one no longer wonders why the Arabs are such losers. The question that nobody put to this bitch should have been this: You are so keen to punish Iran for its nuclear activities but are not willing to lift a finger at the Zionists for breaking so many international laws. Why this double standard? aziz anom |
Monday, February 8, 2010
The myth of democracy
| How many countries are really democratic? Not many, I would say. Apart from western Europe, Australia, New Zealand and Canada the rest are more or less autocratic. Notice that I have not included the United States among the democracies. The reason for that should be obvious to anyone who has some interest in politics but let's mention a few things about that country: if you are not loaded with money, don't belong to one of the two parties (Republicans or Democrats), have no major TV station to back you up, your policies run counter to the big corporations, are not married, aren't religious and don't support Israel, you have absolutely no hope of entering the white house or the congress. aziz anom |
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Osama and obama
| Imagine if these two guys had switched their positions -- Osama becoming the president of the U,S. and Obama taking the leadership of Al-Quida. You would think that there would be a dramatic change in world politics. Well, not exactly. What is likely to happen is that the Zionist lobby would immediately murder Osama before he could even open his mouth to drink a cup of tea (cheered on no doubt by the Fox News Channel); while Obama, no matter what he says about "change you could believe in" would simply be laughed at for being such a hypocrite and subjected to a session of intense Islamic preaching until he can no longer take it and embraces Islam. aziz anom |
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Haiti and Gaza
American presidents, past and present, are scrambling to help Haiti, which is of course a good thing. But are they really touched by the suffering of the Haitian people or are they just putting on a show? I say it's all humbug, for think of their reaction or lack of it to the other "earthquake" that rammed the people of Gaza when the Zionist thugs dropped bombs and chemicals on everyone and everything, committing a heinous war crime. There wasn't a single finger raised to protect and help those people; indeed the Americans as well as the Europeans cheered the thugs on and they are still cheering, leaving the people of Gaza to keep on suffering to this very day. Are the Haitians more human than the people of Gaza? Go figure. aziz anom |
Friday, January 15, 2010
Allah and the Malaysian muslims
| Muslims are probably some of the most ignorant people on earth in modern times, which is why it was so easy to convert them to Islam in the first place. I mean what knowledgeable person with even a modicum of education would want to convert to this religion if he had been able to read and understand the Quran and if he knew a little about the story of Muhammad. Do the Muslims in Malaysia know that Allah simply means god in Arabic and that that name was used by the pagans of Arabia to refer to their pre-Islamic god which they worshiped around the Kaaba. The Christians of Malay speaking Malaysia and Indonesia have also been using Allah for centuries to refer to their god. So there is no excuse whatsoever for Muslim mobs to indulge in the bombing of churches over this issue. aziz anom |
Monday, December 28, 2009
Obama, a fake and a fraud.
| The more I come across anything about Obama, the more I hate the bastard. A fine speech-maker but boy what a fake, what a fraud. I saw through him the moment he took office, as noted in this blog elsewhere. Does anyone now think that this skeleton of a man would be re-elected? Well, judging by the education level of the American people, he might very well be, in the same way Bush was. America, unlike Europe, is obsessed with religion. Any country that is religious is immature and lacking in knowledge. I am referring here to the general population and not to the few scientists and thinkers who have made America strong and powerful economically and militarily. aziz anom |
Letter to aljazeera's empire program
Mr. Marwan, In your recent edition of EMPIRE I was hoping that somebody on your panel would raise the question whether Israel's very existence on Palestinian soil was legitimate or not, but unfortunately nobody did, including you Mr. Marwan. There is much talk everywhere, including on Aljazeera, about two state solution, etc. This is like saying that the robber who has occupied part of your house has a right to remain there. I say that a criminal act cannot and must not be rewarded; that the criminal must be punished. The Zionists therefore must dismantle their state and go back to the countries they came from. That is the only solution that is just. I don't know what you believe about Israel's so-called victories on the battlefield. Those victories were the result of active western military support. My accidental research has revealed just that. Please check out my site at: http://rbt.tripod.com/index-12.html Best wishes, aziz anom |
Saturday, December 26, 2009
fraudulent women
Friday, December 4, 2009
Tiger Woods gets horny
| The story of Tiget Woods having multiple affairs should teach us all that no matter how beautiful ones wife may be there comes a time in a man's life when he craves sex with other females. One simply gets bored doing it with the same woman. There has to be variety in our lives, meaning that the institution of marriage is unnatural. Muhammad, the founder of Islam, knew that. The problem with him was that he limited to four the number of women each of his male followers could have whereas he himself slept with as many as he wanted. What a selfish man. Also he ignored the needs of his female followers by denying them the right also to screw with four men. aziz anom |
Warmonger Obama wins Nobel peace prize
Who are these idiots sitting in Oslo with peace prizes to hand out. They could have seen through this hypocrite, Obama, in the early days of his presidency, if not during the presidential campaign. Did they really believe that he was a peace maker? This bastard has broken nearly all his promises and simply continued with the horrendous policies of that criminal Bush. He does not deserve this Nobel peace prize. What he deserves is a whack on his head and for good measure a doze of water-boarding until he admits that he is only interested in his own survival. But he won't survive for long. Four years in the Oval office is all he will get, for no one is more hated than a hypocrite. aziz anom |
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
The New Statesman of Britain.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Ghosts
Have you ever experienced any super-natural events? Well, I have. The first time was when I was about 6 or 7 years old. This was way back in the early forties, well before hovering machines such as helicopters were invented, which would have explained what I saw floating above the roof of our house in Ranavav, India. I felt as though someone inside that object was watching me. I don't know why but I remember wanting to throw a stone at the thing (yes, it was so close above me). I don't think I threw anything and my memory at that point goes blank. The second time was years later in the nineties in northern Thailand in a town called Tat Panom. I had arrived as a tourist and went to a guest house recommended in the guide book. The lady owner of the house informed me that the house was full but that she had another place, and cheaper too, where she could give me a room. She took me there and I found that there was no one else staying there. All went well in the beginning with me alone in the house until I began to hear noises coming from a locked room next to the sitting room where I spent time reading and listening to music on my tape-recorder. I ascribed the noise to some rats that were running around in there. A couple of days later a man and a woman from Europe arrived to stay in the house and they were given the room from which the noises were coming. I saw that it was a normal bedroom like the one I had been given down the corridor and there certainly were no rats. This couple had apparently stayed in the house before during their frequent trips to the town from the house they had built for themselves in the district. They knew the landlady very well and they told me a chilling story. They said that that house was haunted and the landlady knew about it. An American who had also stayed alone in the house some months before my arrival was so baffled by the noises that he had gone around the neighbourhood asking people if there had taken place in the house a murder or a suicide or something. I don't know what he found out but that very night the couple had arrived I heard, in the middle of the night, a knocking on my door. I didn't open the door. Who would want to talk to me at that hour? The couple said they certainly hadn't disturbed me, adding that they too had been woken up -- by the rattling of the chain on the front door which was near their room. They moved out a few days later. And so did I. aziz anom |
Friday, November 27, 2009
Religion 2
| According to a new study, prosperity is highest in countries that practice religion the least. aziz anom |
Monday, November 23, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Religion
Somebody somewhere wrote the following: "Religion is ultimately dependent on belief in invisible beings, inaudible voices, intangible entities, undetectable forces, and events and judgments that happen after we die." aziz anom |
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
How safe is your Email?
"Do you think an erased email is gone forever?
We've all sent an embarrassing or unfortunate email and sighed relief when it was finally deleted, thinking the whole episode was behind us. Think again. Just because you delete an email message from your inbox and the sender deletes it from their 'Sent' inbox, does not mean that the email is lost forever. In fact, messages that are deleted often still exist in backup folders on remote servers for years, and can be retrieved by skilled professionals.
So start to think of what you write in an email as a permanent document. Be careful about what you put into writing, because it can come back to haunt you many years after you assumed it was gone forever."
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Jokes 3
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."
A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator.
The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment".
The guy tries to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's well trained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on the bar and says, "open".
The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharp teeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penis through his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth.
He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while the alligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens. After finishing the beer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants.
He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth. "You see he is perfectly trained. He would do that for anybody. Does anyone want to try?"
After looking around he finally here a drunk whose sitting at table say "Sure I'd like to try. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."
Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and walks away.
The first two mice look at each other, then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"
The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to fuck the cat."
This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
