Julian Assange, victim of America's dirty tricks.

Any well informed person would tell you that the charges of rape filed against him in Sweden are false. We all know how the CIA and the Pentagon have behaved in the past and it is no surprise that they are now out to discredit Mr. Assange for exposing their blatant lies about the war in Afghanistan.   aziz anom

Why doesn't Allah save the Pakistanis?

Ever wonder why God (Allah to the Muslims) doesn't care about the Muslims, even though they pray, fast, perform pilgrimages to Mecca and do other pious things? Look around the world today and you see Muslims suffering everywhere -- Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia and now Pakistan where floods have ravaged the country, bringing misery to millions. What is Allah thinking? Is he perhaps dissatisfied with the followers of Islam who, when one considers their practices, essentially treat Him as a buffoon who loves to be flattered and cajoled into giving favors and who considers sharia as a humane set of laws and who treats women, our mothers, as garbage? Surely this Allah must be very angry with the Muslims and now doesn't care a hoot what happens to them.   Some angry Muslim would probably write to me to say that it is not just the Muslims who are suffering, citing the case of Haiti. Sure, I say, it is not just the Muslims who treat God as a buffoon. I am simply writing here about the Muslims because they are such fanatics when it comes to religion and because they consist of a very large proportion of humanity. aziz anom

Zardari flies while Pakistan drowns.

The criminal Zardari has once again shown what a bastard he is. While Pakistan drowns in the floods, he trots around Europe in his private plane visiting a chateau in the south of France which he bought with the money he stole from his countrymen. Here are some jokes which illustrate the hatred Pakistanis feel towards him:   Long lines A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line. "Did you manage to kill him", everyone asks him. "No, that line is longer than this one", he replies.    Robber meets Zardari Robber: "Give me all your money!" Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari." Robber: "OK. Give me all my money."   TV anchor announcing: Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters."   aziz anom

A dim-wit meets a jail-bird.

That's a reference to a meeting that took place between Sarah Palin of the US and Asif Zardari of Pakistan. aziz anom

The obnoxious Israelis

Those of you who have travelled around a lot and stayed in guest houses and hotels would undoubtedly have come across the phenomenon of the unpopularity of Israeli tourists amongst the owners of such establishments. Israelis are simply unwelcome because of their aggressive, rude and quarrelsome behaviour and because of their stinginess. What causes this behaviour? Well, one could put forward a hypothesis here and see how it goes. Once upon a time, early in the last century, a group of European Jews calling themselves Zionists hit upon the idea of creating a Jewish homeland in Palestine on the grounds that there was a state of Israel there some two thousand years ago (it was conveniently overlooked that the Jews were originally immigrants to Palestine, their race having begun with a chap called Abraham who resided in what is now Iraq). We can divide the European Jews of the time into good guys and bad guys. The good guys (along with all the civilized world) were horrified at the thought of establishing a state in a region where the Arabs already lived, forming more than 90% of the population. It would be highly immoral, they said. The bad guys didn't give a damn for this opinion and began to move to Palestine with the blessing of the wily British who even issued a document called the Balfour Declaration which went something like this: "His Majesty's government views with favour the establishment of a Jewish homeland in Palestine..." The other European nations also were in favour of Israel in Palestine; primarily because there was no love lost between them (Christians) and the Muslims; and also because they wanted to see the back of the Jews (a case of killing two birds with one stone). And so it was that the good guys stayed where they were or went to other places -- mostly to America, especially to the big apple (New York) -- while the bad guys poured into Palestine, driving away the Arabs from their homes and lands and turning them into refugees in miserable camps. Today the bad guys continue to terrorize the Palestinians, killing them off whenever it suits them, torturing them, demolishing their homes, laying waste their agricultural lands and building walls between them. It's called crimes against humanity but the world, under the leadership of religious people like Bush and Blair, looks the other way, preferring instead to wage wars against those who would put an end to Zionism. The bad guys therefore have free reign to continue to commit their atrocities and have lots of time left over to travel the world as tourists where they just can't help revealing themselves for what they are -- bad guys. aziz anom

General Wesley Clark --another biased American.

Do these American politicians and generals really believe in the garbage they spit out on Aljazeera? The latest was General Wesley Clark who on the program Fault Lines could not understand (or pretended to) why Iran wanted to pick a fight with the Zionists and why it was pursuing a nuclear weapons program. Let us tell this idiot that if Israel, North Korea, Pakistan and India have the bomb then it is understandable that Iran too should want one, if only as a deterrent. Is he deaf to the threats to attack that country coming out of his country and from occupied Palestine? Yes Iran, unlike the traitors who rule most of the Arab world, does want to send the Zionists packing back to where they came from and if he does not understand that then he should go back to school and study a little bit of history. aziz anom