What's with Goodluck Jonathan?

Why does this newly elected President of Nigeria go around wearing a hat? Does he wear it at home, perhaps even while having sex or doing his business in the bathroom? He is probably hiding something. Perhaps he is bald and doesn't want to appear old and ugly. Not that all bald people appear old or ugly. Just look at William Haig, the foreign minister of Britain. Doesn't that man look good, despite exposing his hairless head? Anyway I think one should not trust a man who is hiding the truth from the public. He will in all likelihood turn out to be as devious and fraudulent as Barack Obama. Nigerians should watch out.